8 Hilarious Coffee Mugs for Gardeners

Coffee mugs are maybe the perfect gift. Affordable, small and designed for everyday use, just about everyone would be happy to receive one as a birthday or holiday gift. 

Our Happy Gardens team recently curated an outrageously adorable and hilarious collection of witty coffee mugs, along with other silly merchandise. Our punny, sunny and bright mugs are wonderful presents that’ll bring a smile to any gardener’s face, whether rookie or pro. 

Here are eight of our favorite mugs, all available in our Happy Gardens merchandise collection!

1. Plant Mama Coffee Mug
2. Don’t Be a Prick Coffee Mug
3. Pot Head Coffee Mug
4. Don’t Kale My Vibe Coffee Mug
5. Plant Lady is the New Cat Lady Coffee Mug
6. Garden Boss Coffee Mug
7. Bitch Peas Coffee Mug
8. I’m a Dirty Girl Coffee Mug

1. Plant Mama Coffee Mug

Being a good mama—to kids, to pets, to plants—is hard work! Celebrate the labor of love of a woman who’s always tending to her garden with this adorable ceramic mug. Made from highly durable stoneware that’s both dishwasher and microwave safe, this mug features bright, modern typography and colorful watercolor details by talented artist Lucinda Wei. 

 

2. Don’t Be a Prick Coffee Mug

We’re all about corny cactus jokes, and this one is pretty excellent. Our punny coffee mug is perfect for the office, where even the most frigid of coworkers will get a kick out of the adorable, ceramic cup and its clever one-liner. Safe for dishwasher and microwave use, this durable mug has what it takes to survive everyday use. Plus, this pun is good enough that we even recommend this mug for non-gardeners, too!

3. Pot Head Coffee Mug

“Pothead” means something else entirely when printed across this hilarious coffee mug.

Perfect for any gardener with a modern sense of humor, this durably crafted ceramic mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe. Ideal for home or perhaps the office, this mug is sure to earn you a few smirks every time you show it off. 

 

4. Don’t Kale My Vibe Coffee Mug

Celebrate every millennial’s favorite leafy green with this “adorkable” coffee mug. With bright typography and modern, clean stenciling, this mug is perfect for just about every coffee or tea drinker, even if they’re more into eating fancy salads than tending to their gardens. Like all our mugs, this one is made to go in the dishwasher and microwave, making it ideal for everyday use. 

5. Plant Lady is the New Cat Lady Coffee Mug

Ah, the cat lady. A totally devoted woman who loves her cats more than, well, anything. Know somebody who’s like that, but with her plants? Well, let her know she might be a total plant lady with this artsy, clever ceramic mug. Highly durable and finished with bold typography and sweet watercolors by Lucinda Wei, this mug is the perfect gift for the plant-obsessed woman in your life. 

6. Garden Boss Coffee Mug

Girl Boss. Boss Babe. And now… Garden Boss! This silly mug proves to friends and colleagues alike exactly who’s in charge when it comes to all things outdoors. Celebrate a friend’s gardening prowess—or your own green thumb!—with this durable, bright ceramic coffee mug. 

7. Bitch Peas Coffee Mug

This punny coffee mug downgrades a not-so-suitable-for-work one-liner into a witty joke that’s suddenly a bit more PG. Little details, like adorable peas and bright, modern typography, make this ceramic mug a crowd-pleasing cup that’s perfect for your home—and, depending on where you work, maybe even your office. Give it as a clever gift or order it for yourself. Either way, you can’t go wrong. 

8. I’m a Dirty Girl Coffee Mug

This coffee mug is the perfect present for a gardening gal with a real sense of humor. Featuring cute stenciling and stunning typography, this green and blue mug is cheerful, clever and unexpected. Perfect for everyday use, we love to see this mug paired with a gift card to a local nursery or a pound of fair-trade coffee. 

Still not sure which mug is right for you or that special person on your gift list? Our experts are happy to help you pick out the right item via phone or live chat. 

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