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9 Clever Tote Bags for the Garden Lover in Your Life

Ah, tote bags. You can literally never have enough of them. They’re easy to keep clean, don’t take up any space and can be used for just about anything: grocery shopping, dog walks, trips to the farmers market. For every errand you run, there’s a tote bag waiting to help you get it done.

But don’t just settle for any old canvas satchel. At Happy Gardens, we’ve curated a collection of adorable, hilarious and charming reusable tote bags. Plus, each of our tote bags come with a handy interior pocket that’s perfect for keys and cash. Effortless to use and easy to wash, there a tote (or two!) for every garden lover in our collection, so have a look and see what speaks to you! 

  1. Don’t Kale My Vibe Tote Bag
  2. Gardeners Know the Best Dirt Tote Bag
  3. Crazy Plant Lady Tote Bag
  4. Pot Head Tote Bag
  5. Talk Dirt to Me Tote Bag
  6. Succulent Sunday Tote Bag
  7. Plant Lady is the New Cat Lady Tote Bag
  8. I’m a Dirty Girl Tote Bag
  9. Garden Boss Tote Bag

1. Don’t Kale My Vibe Tote Bag

Instagram’s favorite leafy green pulls off quite the pun on this clever tote bag. Whether you stuff your bag with a bounty of produce from your favorite farmers market or use it in place of a purse, this modern (and hilarious!) bag will help you do it in style… all while earning you more than a few smirks from fellow errand-runners, too! 

2. Gardeners Know the Best Dirt Tote Bag

Have a friend or family member who just seems to know, well, everything about everyone? Tease them ever so gently with this bold and bright tote bag. Featuring modern typography, clean stenciling and fun colors, this do-it-all bag is adorable, useful and lasts for years, making it a fantastic, affordable gift for the gardening gossip in your life.

3. Crazy Plant Lady Tote Bag

Crazy about your plants? Prove it with this charming tote bag, which features beautiful watercolor details by artist Lucinda Wei. Perfect for a quick trip to the nursery to stock up on seeds, this carry-all has been designed to hold up to heavy use and makes an excellent gift for any woman who’s proud of her garden. 

4. Pot Head Tote Bag

Turn heads and raise eyebrows with this off-the-cuff carry-all tote bag. Great for walks around the neighborhood, trips to the store and just about everything else, this modern (and punny!) tote bag is the perfect gift for anyone with a very good sense of humor. 

5. Talk Dirt to Me Tote Bag

Featuring a gardening pun on a classically naughty one-liner, this silly tote is perfect for any gardener who knows the value of good soil--and a good joke. A wonderful gift, this simple and modern carry-all is a must-have item for the cleverest gardener on your list.

6. Succulent Sunday Tote Bag

Sure, we’ve got Taco Tuesday, Throwback Thursday and Flashback Friday… but what about Succulent Sunday? For those of us who spend the better part of our weekends tending to our gardens, this fun bag is a way to wear that hard work like a badge of honor! An excellent gift, the tote features lovely watercolor details by the talented Lucinda Wei. 

7. Plant Lady is the New Cat Lady Tote Bag

House and garden so full of plants it’s borderline crazy? Then you might be a plant lady. But hey, at Happy Gardens, we say… own it! This adorable tote features modern and bright watercolor illustrations by Lucinda Wei which are sure to land you loads of compliments. 

8. I’m a Dirty Girl Tote Bag

This clever tote bag is sure to raise a few eyebrows and earn you a few chuckles. Use it everyday for whatever you’d like: running errands, storing gardening tools, keeping in the trunk of your car… Whether you’re a rookie gardener or a seasoned vet, this tote bag is silly, salacious and really darn cute. 

9. Garden Boss Tote Bag

Girl boss, boss babe… and now, garden boss! If you call the shots in your garden, then prove it with this modern tote bag. With striking typography and simple, bold colors, this tote bag is the perfect way to show off your gardening prowess as your skip around town. 

Not sure which tote bag is right for you? Our experts are happy to help you pick out the right item via phone or live chat

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